The book of Revelation is like “Lord of the Ring” meets “District 9” meets “Legion.
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Al Abdulla (future church planter)
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New Reality Staff Members get prayed for!
Chelsea is stuck between two big guys!
(staff meeting)
Happy Birthday Chad!
(Chad is Reality Carpinteria’s beloved missions pastor)
Decision making and the will of God.
This skit is a paraphrase of Reality staff life:
Pastor G: Hey everybody, here's a video of me wrestling a Kodiak bear
Britt: You should put some sub-titles in Latin, bro
Pastor G: Why Latin?
Britt: Why not??
Pastor G: You idiot!!
Chad: Haha! Blog it!
Lazo: (Blogging it)
Staff Bios of the day:
Matt (left) is the increasingly dominant factor in the media ministry at Reality Carpinteria. His job is simple: make everything work. From video, podcasts, web, to other bouts of technical genius. When it does, Jesus gets glorified, while this tech warrior (and missionary) bows down low, and out of sight.
Cody (right) is the guy that turns ugly into pretty. Well, that’s what Jesus does. But He sometimes uses Cody for all things visual: flyers, web, graphics.
RSF (Reality San Francisco)
Britt: RSF sounds like a medical procedure. Like, "Hey, I just got my RSF done."
Dave: No, RSF sounds like "RSS feed," right?
Britt: Yeah, but it also sounds like a medical procedure.